July 2010
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“I can’t be sure, but I think the density of the f-word reaches the...”
– Roger Ebert, from his mostly-complimentary review of Hot Tub Time Machine (which I find to be damn hilarious, FYI; haters to the left)
Wit without snark seems hard to find lately; I love you, Mr. Ebert.
June 2010
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Ed Hardy is certainly an "upgrate".
You guys. I just found the best Craigslist ad.
“I have a Dolphin bedroom decor. I have a blanket, 2 lamps, a water fountain and 2 light statues. The blanket is not shown in picture. My husband is not into us having a dolphin room and i just upgrated to an ed hardy one so I need this gone cuz I have no room to store it.”
He’s NOT INTO DOLPHIN DECOR? My God. Doesn’t...
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You know, if someone had written me an e-mail (HOTMAIL BITCHES) in 2004 with a link and a note that said “Oh my God I’m crying”, I would have little to no idea what to expect.
Developments in the written word!
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hey dreams,
High fives all around, for the most part. I decided to learn to play the ukulele because I dreamed that I could, so good on you.
Could we try a little harder to feature some oxygen, though? Constantly struggling to breathe is not the best while dreaming. Also, you’ve never let me fly successfully; get on that.
Keep doing what you do best, dreams.
thanks,
A
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dearest young'uns,
I am the oldest, by far, and also different by leaps and bounds. I know how you see me, as it is how I would have seen myself. To you, I’m a baffling subject. All that you know is what you’ve overheard, and I don’t make much sense to you.
I wish it were easier for me to make it known how much I care. Instead, I write letters you have little chance of reading, and hope that...
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“They’ve told me I’m part of the Pixar family. Something my mom and I have always...”
– EW’s interview with John Morris, the voice of Andy in all three Toy Story films.
Pixar is meant for loving.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Glee Cast (12)
The Mountain Goats (10)
Lissie (10)
Lady Gaga (9)
The John Whites (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Forgot to do Friday Jamzzzzz,
so happy goddamn...
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dear m&d,
You did your best. I yam what I yam, and that’s all what I yam.
love,
Aubie.
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Watch“And on Tuesday, the weather will be retarded til about 4 o’clock.”
YOU GUYS. Please watch his show. FX, June 29th, 11 PM. No regrets!
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra (via hugparty)
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dearest ale-alejandro, ale-alejandro,
(That is not really your name, but close enough.)
Oh, you. I was convinced for years that we were soul mates. A mutual friend still asks, “Are you guys married yet?” We rarely spoke once we returned to the US; when we did, it was magic. My assumption was that we would end up together; I considered transferring schools to bring us closer.
Then, you know, you ruined me a little. ...
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Press "play".
Fuck it. I’m going to do this one again, too.
I left off at 11/30, so let’s get started.
Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite television program Day 04 — Your favorite book Day 05 — Your favorite quote Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad Day 09 — A photo you...
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dearest self,
At 8 AM, someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee.
In all seriousness: you didn’t expect things to be so very much the same. It has turned out that you are just who you’ve always been. Everything is better here in the future. Concerns have been resolved. I can see by your demeanor that you wonder if you’re still enamored. You are. He’s just the greatest,...
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Let us never underestimate the power of a...
letter 1 - the person you were a year ago
letter 2 - your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
letter 3 - your parents
letter 4 - your sibling (or closest relative)
letter 5 - your dreams
letter 6 - a stranger
letter 7 - your crush
letter 8 - your favourite internet friend
letter 9 - someone you wish you could meet
letter 10 - someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
letter 11...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-13) →
OK Go (5)
Lady Gaga (5)
The John Whites (5)
Glee Cast (4)
Vampire Weekend (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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deer prudence,
How many texts are in your inbox? Oh, I don’t know, thousands?
Last person to call you? Janeva. Will you ever get married to someone? Meh. I think I might, but I’m not in any hurry. When/why was the last time you smiled? Just now. My co-worker is taking over a project for me (I work with software that does background checks), and she asked why, if White Most Wanted was listed,...
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“Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...”
– White Oleander (via kari-shma:quote-book:pearlsbeforeswine:theinverter)
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“One of Richard Hunt’s most beloved characters was Don Music, a pianist and...”
– Mental Floss, 9 Muppets Kicked Off Of Sesame Street
This one made me straight-up LOL.
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WatchEverybody had better watch this show, because I need a lot more Louis CK in my life. You all need more Louis CK in your lives, too!
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oh hey, oh my god,
I just read a Tumblr post that referred to the movie “50 First Dates” as “51st Dates”.
WHAT.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-6) →
Vampire Weekend (14)
Glee Cast (13)
OK Go (11)
Frightened Rabbit (11)
The Beatles (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
