Posts tagged Stephen Merchant

Posts tagged Stephen Merchant
Ricky: This is the sort of message I get from Karl, right. Whinger.
Karl: All right? Ten past 12, Wednesday. Um, just getting loads of fuckin’ people calling me about shit. Yesterday, DVDs, signing for BBC London. I don’t work there, but I’ve been dragged into that. I’ve got a woman on, uh, leavin’ a message from Talk PR, goin’ on about, do you want to go and see Pop Idol again. Right? Just sayin’, uh, you and some listeners can go, so I’m sure you’ll love that. I’ve got Jim Benner wantin’ you to introduce the Tin Buckets at the Astoria, so… Can you just, like, let Duncan know that I- I’m doing his job whilst he’s sat on his arse with his thumb firmly up his arse, can you let him know that I’m running around like a cunt here, sortin’ shit out for ya. All right? See ya later.
XFM Series 3 - 2003-11-22
Karl: I just was saying last week, about everyone’s ravin’ about Galileo…
Ricky: No, they’re not! No, they’re not. No, no, they’re not, they’re not.
Steve: “Everyone’s raving about Galileo”! That sounds like a sort of B-side from the Buggles!
XFM Series 2 - 2003-08-09
God among humans. King among men. Giant among dwarves.
A young Stephen Merchant at Warwick Radio
OH
MY
GOD
I was looking for SMerch pictures to make into a poster and this gallery is clearly a gift from above.
He is just the sweetest little goggle-eyed freak.

Is it weird if I say I would love to rub my face on his beard?
Yeah, it is.
I’ve heard a rumor that Stephen Merchant is going to be on Jimmy Fallon tonight, along with Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti.
Christ on a cracker, it’s like NBC really wants me to have a fucking heart attack.
Look at all these precious humans! LOOK AT THEM.
(Source: paintchipped)
See that, SMerch? Dr. Love Stamp of Approval.


OH MY GOD STEVE MERCHANT I LOVE YOU
I am reblogging this video of Steve Merchant dancing again because I have now watched it so many times it is getting ridiculous. I am entranced by his gangly body and I wanted you all to know.
(Source: paulapython)

6’7”. He is 6’7”.
OH MY GOD STEVE MERCHANT I LOVE YOU
(Source: paulapython)