Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments

Doug:  Hello Peter.
Peter:  Doug!  This is my, uh-
Sydney:  Sydney.
Peter:  Sydney, this is… Sydney.
Doug:  You know, it takes a lot of nerve to spend a beautiful evening with someone and then never call them again.
Peter:  Doug, I can explain.
Doug:  I just wish I could take back that kiss-
Sydney:  Oh.
Doug:  - because I felt something that I haven’t felt in years and now I know- it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter:  It wasn’t the taste of betrayal.
Doug:  It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter:  No, it really wasn’t-
Doug:  It was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore.
Peter:  Doug!
Doug:  Good day.
Peter:  Doug, wait!  (to Sydney) I can actually explain what just happ-
Sydney:  I would love to hear that.

Top 5 Reasons Sydney Fife Is a Perfect Human

Chocolat voiceover:  My mother knew Roux’s return had nothing to do with the silly old door.  And so did I.
Sydney:  (smiling)  Stupid…

Top Five Reasons Sydney Fife Is a Perfect Human

Farter:  You know what, guy?  I like it, but I’m thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney:  Totally, and it smells like fart.  Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart.

Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments

Sydney:  You get home safe, Pistol.
Peter:  You got it, Joben.
Sydney:  I’m sorr- what?
Peter:  Uh, nothing.
Sydney:  (laughing) No, what’d you say?
Peter:  I don’t know.  You call- you nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you… Joben.  It means nothing.  I don’t… I’m drunk.

Top 5 Reasons Sydney Fife Is a Perfect Human

UGG boots.

Top 5 Reasons Sydney Fife Is a Perfect Human

We’re barbarians after all, men.  Every once in a while, I go down to, uh, the boardwalk, and I just throw my own feces like a gorilla.

This collage is amazing.  MZNG.

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