Posts tagged paul rudd
CAN I GET SOME PEANUTS OVER HERE?
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Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments
Doug: Hello Peter.
Peter: Doug! This is my, uh-
Sydney: Sydney.
Peter: Sydney, this is… Sydney.
Doug: You know, it takes a lot of nerve to spend a beautiful evening with someone and then never call them again.
Peter: Doug, I can explain.
Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss-
Sydney: Oh.
Doug: - because I felt something that I haven’t felt in years and now I know- it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter: It wasn’t the taste of betrayal.
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter: No, it really wasn’t-
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore.
Peter: Doug!
Doug: Good day.
Peter: Doug, wait! (to Sydney) I can actually explain what just happ-
Sydney: I would love to hear that.
Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments
Peter: Hey Peter, it’s Sydney Klaven. No, that’s not right, oh, uh. Sydney. It’s Peter Klaven. I, uh, met you last week at an open house, and, um, I had a showing. And, uh, anyway, uh, I was wondering if you, uh, ever wanted to get together, and, uh, talk about real estate, uh, and whatnot- or whatnot, and-
Co-worker: Hey, sugar.
Peter: Hey! … Um, uh, oh, I’m sorry, I forgot what I was going to say, what was I saying? Um… yes, the open house and we met. Anyway, no rush. You call me back whenever you get a mo. Get a moment. And, um, we will talk when I talk to you. All right. Uh. Hope you’re havin’ a great day. Okay. Bye now.
Top Five Reasons Sydney Fife Is a Perfect Human
Farter: You know what, guy? I like it, but I’m thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart.
Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments
Sydney: You get home safe, Pistol.
Peter: You got it, Joben.
Sydney: I’m sorr- what?
Peter: Uh, nothing.
Sydney: (laughing) No, what’d you say?
Peter: I don’t know. You call- you nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you… Joben. It means nothing. I don’t… I’m drunk.
Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments
Top 5 Hilariously Awkward Peter Klaven Moments
Zooey: I honestly think that his best friend is his mom.
Girls: Ewwww!
(Zooey catches sight of Peter through the door.)
Zooey: Peter? (silence) Peter? Honey?
Peter: Hey!
Girls: Heeeey!
Peter: I made you guys some root beer floats.
Friend: Peter, are those chocolate straws?
Peter: Yeah! Pirouettes. Pepperidge Farm.
