Posts tagged television
Posts tagged television
I’d like to see the blueberry again.
Leslie: So, Chris, do you have any sisters?
Chris: No, I don’t, Leslie. Do you have sisters?
Leslie: Maybe. So how’s your mom? Is she visiting?
Chris: No, she’s home up in Wisconsin. Is your mom visiting?
Leslie: Any aunts?
Chris: Nope. You have aunts?
Leslie: Girl cousins? A youthful grandmother perhaps?
Ron: Did you forget how to have a conversation?
Interrogation thwarted by politeness. Ah, Leslie.
Call of Duty!
“Media Blitz” | 3.05
This was incredible and unexpected and JESUS CHRIS PARKS HOW ARE YOU SO GREAT?
Baby-faced JGL = 90’s Justin Bieber.
I am preeetty sure the Biebz has that track jacket in purple?
Dick: Sally, I want you to observe her, find out what women on this planet do.
Sally: Why can’t Harry do it?
Dick: Because you’re the woman.
Sally: That brings up a very good question: why am I the woman?
Dick: Because you lost.
3rd Rock From the Sun - 1x01 - Brains and Eggs
WHAT THE WHAT
Six seasons of 3rd Rock From the Sun on Netflix Instant
This. Is. Fucking. CHRISTMAS.
My three most distinct childhood memories of television are:
1. Mary going blind on Little House on the Prairie
2. Xena’s blonde friend having a baby on Xena
the Warrior Princess
3. Sally and Dick switching bodies on 3rd Rock From the Sun (specifically when they switch back and Sally says, “I shaved your ass” and Dick says, “Don’t think I didn’t notice.”)
My 30 Rock Season 3 DVDs arrive todaaaaaaaaay! I definitely did not buy them for Jon Hamm’s commentary alone. No, I didn’t do that, what are you talking about?*
Absolute babes, the pair of ‘em. I love this picture loads.
Leo: Just so you know, in my mind, that daydream was about me.
Veronica: Oh yeah?
Leo: I was a little surprised you had me in full armor, but, whatever.
Veronica Mars 1x16 - Betty and Veronica
My love for Logan Echolls knows no bounds, but goddamn, Veronica, you are an idiot.
Leo: What’s wrong, Veronica?
Veronica Mars 1x15 - Ruskie Business
I took a sick day yesterday, and spent the majority of it re-watching the first season of Veronica Mars. I also spent a lot of it mooning over Max Greenfield (known AKAs: Leo D’Amato; Leo the Cop; Sexiest Human Alive).
Veronica: “Hope springs eternal in the human breast; man never Is, but always To be blest: the soul, uneasy and confin’d from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come.”
Teacher: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
Veronica: Life’s a bitch, until you die.
Veronica Mars 1x01 - Pilot
Ease my troubled soul, Veronica.
Look at his precious face.
Fuck this bitch for breaking his heart. Fuck you, lady.